marsling12 (January 29, 2012)

@nintendaholic But USAians are indeed retarded.

TheWaffle106 (January 28, 2012)

Onion videos are the only ones I always read comments for. Keep up the glory!

aus741LX (January 28, 2012)

My heart goes out to the gasoline

SobingDeath (January 25, 2012)

almost makes me want to shut of my semi.....but ...it is kinda cold out

xJoeEDangerouslyx (January 15, 2012)

@tactan6700 I love when people who don't even know how to use the word "they're" properly call others ignorant . "There" indicates location. "They're" is a contraction of "They Are." It amazes me that grown men in this country can't speak or write their own language. Then if you call them on it, they insult you! This is why the world laughs at us. well, that and not knowing what The Onion is. Besides, the graphic clearly showed people burning to death. So what? Have you seen the price of gas?

Hunkablahhaha (January 14, 2012)

@ThePento5 ...... The joke, is the joke. Fun, is fun. Angles, are angels. They don't need to fly. Gas is gas, helpful. This is important to remember! GAS IS SOMETHING TO FUEL THINGS FOR ETERNITY!!! IT SHALL FUEL THE ANGELS!!!

Uaz31 (January 8, 2012)

RIP petrol...

deadmoney49 (January 8, 2012)

Theonion is the purest satire out... It tricks everyone at first! Live it!

ThePento5 (January 5, 2012)

Hunkablahhaha Angles don't use cars, the can fly

tactan6700 (January 1, 2012)

There ignorant people could have died